do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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