Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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