lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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