i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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