Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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