I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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