White coat. Heels.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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