Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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