talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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