If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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