Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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