Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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