Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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