Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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