$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
now i know why i became what i already was.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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