get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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