Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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