used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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