Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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