so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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