Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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