I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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