you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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