Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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