Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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