My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I would fuck him just for his dog
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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