some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
