I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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