Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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