All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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