I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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