Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
What a dumb baby whore.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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