He told me they were just razor bumps!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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