remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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