I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
