Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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