Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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