...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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