I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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