Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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