I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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