I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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