There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
