I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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