jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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