exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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