office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need to sanitize my soul.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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