You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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