Yo dont text me then not text me
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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