Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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