Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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