She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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