I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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