once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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