I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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