Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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